[Exotica]
Thursday, May 08, 2008
♠ 2:47 PM
I am at work now. But what i am actually doing is checking on the best price to Bangkok.

Hopefully, all go well and by then, sawadeecap Thailand! haha.. I be going Malaysia on 8th June onwards also. June onwards will be quite exhilarating for me..

Ever since i married the fucker named 'Twenty-one" on 31st March, he gave me so much trouble. Sibei Sian ah..Even now I go Sakae Sushi also can't enjoy the discounted student price. If 'Twenty-one' and I were married, thats when we'll get divorce. There is nothing to my advantage other than the introduction of more papers which incidentally are named 'BILLS'.

Life is getting tragic.

Even the Beef noodle stall auntie got to cheat me by giving me 1 lesser beef ball. I know the inevitable inflation setting in. But aren't the supply side policy ( ceteris paribus ) we learn during our Macro Econs days supposed to tackle the inflation? haha. O gosh, reminiscing the horrors during JC Days esp during Econs. Classic.

I was frantically searching for the perfect Youtube vid on the net and i came across this guy named Nigahiga. Damn funny. He is like the lamest shit ever. You guys gonna check him out. And also that bitchy 'what the buck' show. His mouth is unceasingly in the most active state, commentating on all the most random facts in celebrity world.

I like the one where he spoofed the Canada News Caster who actually strips au naturel while broadcasting news. He was like spoofing the channel, saying 'hey girl! i donno how your nipples can take it, but i am feeling cold!' LOL.. there is also another episode of him commenting on Oprah: "HEY GIRL! can i call you girl? HEY GIRL!" fucking hilarious.

O well, 23 more days to Sex and the City. Its gonna be at least m18, so i was told. So yeepee! at least its not being cut to suit the box office drama. Moreover, lesser kids so better watching experience. I mean i do not want to constantly feel pissed by children making lots of noise in the cinema.

Its okay for Spongebob Squarepants movie but not SATC! But my brother is pissed that he cannot join me to watch Sex and the City. I mean, there will be lots of vaginas and boobies action, so not very appropriate ya. But, boys will still watch knowing their pattern.

Anyway Angela left my company. No more 'nabei' sessions. Sian. Dont let me see her soon! She better learn Akido, or i tie up her boobs!

Before i end this post, I had an epiphany. I am actually better off as a part time lover and a full time friend. I still do not think i would sacrifice my time solely on relationships and not doing the stuffs i like.

The perfect imperfection eh?

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

Tea-Bagging Time


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